…just kiddin :p

are you scared, gonna sob & cry? did i get your heart rate up? (๑•̀؂ <๑)

no… i couldn’t scam you, people work to hard for their money, i would feel so bad. imagine how much more money i can make if i just… didnt have morals. fuck.

anyways… whatever you bought, THANK YOU FOR BUYING IT. and thank you for trusting us ^_^. Our products are the best on the market, designed to give you as much dopamine as possible, while making you as silly as possible! 

your gonna feel really really good. and get really really dumb once your things arrive.

BEFORE YOU CLOSE THE PAGE

save your order number, the one at the top of the screen. you need it incase your order dosent arrive. if i don’t have than it makes it EXTREMELY DIFFICULT for me to help you!

“i didnt recieve an email confirmation”

thats fine, if your reading this and on this page it means the order went through

so feel happy!

WE DONT GET EMAILS

80% of all emails sent to use bounce, were not ignoring you! if you want customer support you have to message us on potato, telegram, or whatever app we use in the future.

ok,

i think i covered all the important stuff, wait. no, theres one more thing.

YOUR ORDER ONLY COUNTS WHEN IT IS SHIPPED!

if you go to our order tracking page, you will see two states, proecessing & shipped

if your order is still processing, it means it has not been shipped. and it will not start moving to your house until it has been. very important to know.

ok! thank you 🙂

im sorry but… isint this so crazy? imagine you were born in 1998, or any year thats not 2020+. you would have had to get your drugs in an alleyway, in a forest, or some sketchy dude behind a dumpster. but now technology has allowed you to order your favorite substances directly to your doorstep!! its so great.. how far we’ve come 🥹