Ok so your probably asking yourself right now. What the FUCK is this?

Its a valid question… i can explain!

If you haven’t been in the telegram for the past couple of weeks what im about to say is not gonna make sense to you

Ive been trying to make a “space cola”. A drug concoction. The drugs i was adding to the drink were safe by themselves, but the combination made them lethal. very very fucking lethal.

Everyone was messaging me asking me what i was doing and it kind of scared me because ive never gotten that kind of response before so i looked it up and understood what i was doing wrong.

The first reciepe of the space cola was bromozolam, oxy, mdma, xtc, ketamine & coke

now this is pretty fucking horrible, because

1. APPARENTLY 🙄 you cant really combine uppers (the stuff that makes you move) and downers (the stuff that makes you dum) because they “fight” each other in the body, causing you to have a heart attack, not good…

2. you cant really combine xanax… with anything, xanax turns your brain off so its not receptive to other drugs, so mixing oxy with xanax wouldn’t cause you to happy and dum, it would just make you have a heart attack…

3. the more drugs you add to a sprite, a cola, or a pill, the more… “unpredictable” the potion becomes. so even if all the drugs your trying to mix synergize if you add to many, again, you’ll just cause a heart attack…

SO!! learning all of this new information… ive been testing synergizes, you dont want to mix uppers and downers, and when drugs mix, they “multiply” the effect, they dont “add” on to it.

With this new knowlege, i have invented a NEW PRODUCT!!!! its a SATURN MEDS EXCLUSIVE!! 🥹

I call it the LOBOTOMY PILLS 🤪 

Each pill contains 2 SYNERGETIC drugs!

Each combination is made to make you as RETARDED as possible or as ENERGETIC as possible.

Whats in the pill? ummm… well… we tested alot and… i dont really know.

like i know some of the combinations of course, but i dont know all of them because we did alot of pills.

Each pill follows the rules we set above, so only 2 drugs in a pill, and there all synergetic. Some of the pill combination are as following…

Oxy & Ketamine, XTC & Ketamine, DHC & Pregabalin, DHC & Ketamine, XTC & Adderall, LSD & Oxy… uhm… thats all the ones i can remember.

everything is a moderate to low dose, because they mutiply, so adding high doses  is not a good idea.

guys it sounds scary. but you should be fine, i tested all of them on people before i went live. Just make sure not to take two at a time…

HAVE FUN!

and of course, theres no fucking fentanyl…

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