the cat wall :3

you want free drugs for 4/20 huh????? you wanna get SUPER DUPER stuuupid 🙄 

ok well. I NEED something to. I need your love… & your CAT PICTURES!!!!

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Its true, theres something wrong with me i just feel so fuzzy when you guys send me your catz… nothing brings me more joy in the world than watching your dum dum felines playing with yarn ballz

we are DROWNING right now, but 4/20 only happens once a year. so FUCK ITTTT, il do another giveaway for you greedy gooses… 

“CHRISTOPHER PLEASE… HOW DO I ENTER 🥺”

you must do two things to EARN you way into my GOOD GRACES and recieve free giftzz

1. send me a kiss 💋 

2. send me a cat picture!! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾

ONLY ONE, choose your best one & he will be placed on the CAT WALL :3

AND HE MUST BE YOURS!!! NO A.I PICTURES NO GOOGLE!!! I WILL ASK YOU TO VERIFY… SO DO. NOT. LIE. 😾

3. WAIT! wait until tonight… “oh my god chris i missed it i was busy wi-” WELL THATS YOUR FAULT DUM DUM. I TOLD YOU. NO EXCUSES  >:(

“what the hell are you even giving away this time?” 

MORE KETAMINE!!!!!

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